Clerk: "WE CAN"T DO THAT"
Me: "Why"
Clerk: "Someone in Kansas came in to their library, picked up a pistol, loaded a round and suck started it."
Me: "We ain't Kansas."
Clerk: "All firearms get the lock put on when they enter the store, at the gun check in, and don't come off until they are brought to gun check in just before leaving the store."
Me: "So how do you know it's a functioning firearm, check the bore (on some firearms), etc?"
Clerk: "We don't know anything about the firearm until the purchaser leaves the store. If it has issues or is non functioning you can bring it back."
Me: " So a Bass Pro Shop attorney thought this was a solution to the problem like the TSA making you take your shoes off?"
Clerk: "You are correct and we don't like it anymore than you do. Hopefully if sales fall enough they will reverse this policy."
You just can't make this stuff up.
