A Discussion Between Adam and God

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A Discussion Between Adam and God

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A Discussion Between Adam and God

God looked upon Adam, seated beside a stream with a puzzled look on his face...

"What troubles you?" asked the supreme being.

"I have a question about how you made Eve."

"How I made Eve? I gave her the softest hair of all the creatures, the brightest smile and shining eyes."

"Yes, I know, and I love her" answered the first man.

"She has soft hands, strong arms and a willing spirit" continued the deity.

"Yes, I know that too, and I love her.

"And what about her body, full breasts, inviting lips, curves in all the right places?"

"I know. And I love her."

"Then what is it that confounds you?"

"Why," asked Adam, "did you make her so stupid?"

"Oh," snickered God....... "That's so she'd love you."
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Re: A Discussion Between Adam and God

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ROTFLMAO ! !

My Green-Eyed Monster loved it, too ! . :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ya know He could be right :lol:
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Re: A Discussion Between Adam and God

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That must be how I got mine.
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Re: A Discussion Between Adam and God

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I got a good woman. Can't figure out why she puts with my crapt. Like God said, he made em stupid for folks like me. :lol:
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Re: A Discussion Between Adam and God

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Walked right into it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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