Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front ?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, & large fries, but a diet coke ?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters ?
Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage ?
Why are we sold hot dogs in packages of ten and hot dog buns in packages of eight ?
Why are there drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering ?
Why the sun lightens hair, but darkens skin ?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed ?
Why don't Psychics win the lottery '?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word ?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice' ?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes ?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?
Inquiring minds need to know ! .
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