The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in the cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them", demands the wife. They carry on with their shopping. A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
Friday night, after being married for thirty years....my wife asked me to describe her.
I looked at her slowly...then said,
"You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks..... "What does that mean?"
I said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and .....Hot.
She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely..... What about I, J, K?"
I said, "I'm Just Kidding!
My eye is still swollen....but it should get better by monday.....
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
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