So.........
I need to either shoot my Mac, or shoot my Android....

I'm sure a less-violent method would be better, but whereas I can be very understanding and compassionate with living things - machines I expect perfection from, and I'm very intolerant when they don't perform as advertised. I think that's why I like simple machines like guns - they pretty much just work; electronic gadgets pretty much don't.
Anyway - if anyone here has a Mac and an Android, and has software that really lets you dig into the phone and suck out photos reliably, that would be something I'd be interested in.