Blaine-ism

[Pete44ru]

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.. You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

.. Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A calendar thief got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

.. Batteries can be given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married - They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off ? (He's all right now.)

.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

.. When a clock is really hungry, it goes back four seconds.

.. The guy who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.. He has a photographic memory, which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. (That's the point of it.)

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.


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[Blaine]

I am not worthy....

[GunnyMack]

You forgot one-

Hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? One of them was a salted.

Oh and of course the oldie,
It's raining cats and dogs- be careful you don't step in a poodle!

[Blaine]

Ok....
A Black, White, and Indian walk into a bar and the bartender says: What is this...a joke?