My Girlfriend
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My Girlfriend
She broke up with me and I stole her wheelchair....Guess who came crawling back to me?
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Second Amendment Foundation
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Re: My Girlfriend
I laughed, but wife didn't. Did you know that now we are both "sick"?
Merle from PA
Re: My Girlfriend
Wimmins don't laugh at much....
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Second Amendment Foundation
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Second Amendment Foundation
Citizens Committee For The Right To Keep And Bear Arms
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Re: My Girlfriend
Oh my
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- Sixgun
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Re: My Girlfriend
You should have whacked her in the arm with a baseball bat to keep her where she belongs...away!
Dang, I get more nasty with each year I live)----6
Dang, I get more nasty with each year I live)----6
Re: My Girlfriend
My wife had surgery, I carried her to the kitchen so she could do the dishes and make dinner. Thought I was helping, but she got mad.
Don
Don
Re: My Girlfriend
When she asks for you to help with the laundry, why is she not more specific? Getting your dirty clothes in the hamper counts as help, doesn't it?
D. Brian Casady
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Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: My Girlfriend
With this joke, you've entered the realm of the tasteless. I appreciate it!
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Re: My Girlfriend
Good one Blaine.
M. M. Wright, Sheriff, Green county Arkansas (1860)
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Re: My Girlfriend
I saw "My Girlfriend" and was gonna pass. I didn't feel like any reading posts about relationships, girl friends, etc., but then I saw the thread was started by Blaine. Good one Blaine!
Mike
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I've learned how to stand on my own two knees...
Vocatus atque non vocatus, Deus aderit...
I've learned how to stand on my own two knees...
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Re: My Girlfriend
Well, beings that we are on women jokes, can anyone here tell me why women's feet are smaller than men's?.........it helps them get closer to the sink.---6
Re: My Girlfriend
Speaking of dishwashers, I've had a dishwasher ever since I got married; but my wife didn't get one until we bought a house.......
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- Rimfire McNutjob
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Re: My Girlfriend
Ah, now I remember why I like coming here and reading all of the topics ... not just the gun related ones.
... I love poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
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- Levergunner 2.0
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Re: My Girlfriend
How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower?
Give her a shovel!
The Lord Bless You
Terry
Terry
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Re: My Girlfriend
My ex- wife's idea of loading the dishwasher was bringing me home a sixpack.
a Pennsylvanian who has been accused of clinging to my religion and my guns......Good assessment skills.
Re: My Girlfriend
Brides wear white to match the other kitchen appliances.fordwannabe wrote: ↑Fri Oct 13, 2017 6:29 pm My ex- wife's idea of loading the dishwasher was bringing me home a sixpack.
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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- fordwannabe
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Re: My Girlfriend
Blaine you did see the EX in ex wife, right.
a Pennsylvanian who has been accused of clinging to my religion and my guns......Good assessment skills.