OT – ask a stupid question…
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OT – ask a stupid question…
Why do I do this to myself?
I’m working in the home office this afternoon when my wife pokes her head in and says “turn on Oprahâ€
I’m working in the home office this afternoon when my wife pokes her head in and says “turn on Oprahâ€
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Re: OT – ask a stupid question…
Ysabel Kid wrote:
The bottom line is the doctor said the average frequency is once per week, but if a wife wants her husband to live longer, she should consider four times per week!
If that's the case, I figure I'm pert'near dead.
I seem to miss the humor here.
That's just sad.
I'd have to divorce Nancy if she said that.
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That's just sad.
I'd have to divorce Nancy if she said that.
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There's a gal at work who sent that out along with a photo of two sweet young things attached. I stop by her desk on occasion and tell it is a visit to "get healthy".Old Savage wrote:A female German doctor did research and has published a study that indicates that looking a women's breasts 10 min per day lengthens men's lives. Shall I email the study to your wife.
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I went to the doctor and it was determined that I had an enlarged prostrate (anyone feeling uncomfortable yet? More info than you need to know )
Anyway.....one of the treatments is more frequent sex..... I asked if I could get a prescription for that....maybe "take twice a day..once in the morning and once at bedtime.
My wife did not find that nearly as amusing as I did
Anyway.....one of the treatments is more frequent sex..... I asked if I could get a prescription for that....maybe "take twice a day..once in the morning and once at bedtime.
My wife did not find that nearly as amusing as I did
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Wife saw it, started talking about it at lunch today. The great and wonderful Dr. Oz. I just kept my mouth shut and listened. Acting like I was bored. She eventually gave up.
I think he's a wonderful Dr. I just don't need to be told how many times I should or shouldn't be fulfilling my ambitions.
I think he's a wonderful Dr. I just don't need to be told how many times I should or shouldn't be fulfilling my ambitions.
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