Sex In Marriages
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Sex In Marriages
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Being long married to the same woman (50+ years), I found that there are three (3) different kinds of sex during the course of the marriage.
The first kind lasts about 5 years, and is called "anywhere" sex .
[Any place (car, couch, floor, hay field, etc), at any time.]
The second kind occurs between 5 & 20 years, and is called "Saturday night" sex.
[Saturdays only, in the bedroom, shades drawn, lights off.]
The last kind can occur anytime after 20 years, and is called "hall" sex.
[When you pass each other in a hall, each partner tells the other partner "F-you".] .
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Being long married to the same woman (50+ years), I found that there are three (3) different kinds of sex during the course of the marriage.
The first kind lasts about 5 years, and is called "anywhere" sex .
[Any place (car, couch, floor, hay field, etc), at any time.]
The second kind occurs between 5 & 20 years, and is called "Saturday night" sex.
[Saturdays only, in the bedroom, shades drawn, lights off.]
The last kind can occur anytime after 20 years, and is called "hall" sex.
[When you pass each other in a hall, each partner tells the other partner "F-you".] .
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That pretty well sums it all up!!
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Sadly I'm afraid that's pretty much true and on schedule as well.
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Re: Sex In Marriages
What's this "sex" of which you speak?
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Re: Sex In Marriages
Thats a riot!!! You have the timing perfect!!
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I guess I'm lucky. After 18 years, we're closer to the "first kind" than the "second kind."
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Feel pretty sorry for you if this is the case.
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SO ..... The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that: North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky. This has come as very upsetting news to most of my buddies at the golf club, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese.
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Re: Sex In Marriages
Probably more truth than fiction in this thread.
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new pig hunter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:36 pm SO ..... The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that: North American men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky. This has come as very upsetting news to most of my buddies at the golf club, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese.
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Part of this is because most women quit going to Family Physicians when the lawyers made it so expensive to deliver babies that only Gynecologists do it most places, and the Gyns call themselves 'primary care docs for women', yet seldom are pro-active in addressing menopause, particularly Early Menopause (which is sort of the decade before menses cease, but progesterone and testosterone are in decline). During that phase, estrogen is still high (sore boobs, tender lumps, rise in breast cancer risk, moods they can't control, low libido, poor orgasms), and keeping the other two hormones at their proper levels can negate all those things.
But docs were using synthetic 'hormones' for 40-50 years on women, which do NOT work as well, and DO have safety issues, and after thousands of women had breast cancer and strokes and heart attacks, they figured out "hormones are dangerous". In reality, it is the SYNTHETIC ones that are dangerous; actual human hormones are not only safer than synthetics, but safer than not using hormones at all.
The synthetic molecules given to replace estrogen and progesterone are more different from what they are imitating, than testosterone is from estrogen. So no wonder they did 'different' things (like cancer) to breasts than the real hormones do - look at the difference adding one methyl group causes (going from estradiol to testosterone)....!
But docs were using synthetic 'hormones' for 40-50 years on women, which do NOT work as well, and DO have safety issues, and after thousands of women had breast cancer and strokes and heart attacks, they figured out "hormones are dangerous". In reality, it is the SYNTHETIC ones that are dangerous; actual human hormones are not only safer than synthetics, but safer than not using hormones at all.
The synthetic molecules given to replace estrogen and progesterone are more different from what they are imitating, than testosterone is from estrogen. So no wonder they did 'different' things (like cancer) to breasts than the real hormones do - look at the difference adding one methyl group causes (going from estradiol to testosterone)....!
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Re: Sex In Marriages
AJMD429 wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2017 3:33 pm Part of this is because most women quit going to Family Physicians when the lawyers made it so expensive to deliver babies that only Gynecologists do it most places, and the Gyns call themselves 'primary care docs for women', yet seldom are pro-active in addressing menopause, particularly Early Menopause (which is sort of the decade before menses cease, but progesterone and testosterone are in decline). During that phase, estrogen is still high (sore boobs, tender lumps, rise in breast cancer risk, moods they can't control, low libido, poor orgasms), and keeping the other two hormones at their proper levels can negate all those things.
But docs were using synthetic 'hormones' for 40-50 years on women, which do NOT work as well, and DO have safety issues, and after thousands of women had breast cancer and strokes and heart attacks, they figured out "hormones are dangerous". In reality, it is the SYNTHETIC ones that are dangerous; actual human hormones are not only safer than synthetics, but safer than not using hormones at all.
The synthetic molecules given to replace estrogen and progesterone are more different from what they are imitating, than testosterone is from estrogen. So no wonder they did 'different' things (like cancer) to breasts than the real hormones do - look at the difference adding one methyl group causes (going from estradiol to testosterone)....!
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Re: Sex In Marriages
My wife and I been married 31 years and I complain and raise the roof that I don't get it enough. .But, we manage to hookup every Monday thru thurs. and once in a while twice a day...It has been this way for the full 31 years. Was not what we agreed upon before marriage but she is stubborn. Y'never know when your last time is your last time. Best get it and enjoy it while you can.. I am 61 and know for a fact that bad health is stalking me... I could turn Japanese at any time.