Marriage counseling

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3leggedturtle
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Marriage counseling

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Therapist: Why do you want a divorce?
Wife: He replaces words with names of animals.
BlaineG: I don't do it on porpoise!
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piller
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Re: Marriage counseling

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Did he made their daughter a dolphin house?
Is he in the hog house again?
I hope he wasn't lion about it.
He better not get caught checking out another woman's Asp.
Hawking the hammer on your gun is not good.
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Pete44ru
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Re: Marriage counseling

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3leggedturtle wrote: Fri Apr 14, 2017 2:14 pm
Therapist: Why do you want a divorce ?

Wife: He replaces words with names of animals.

BlaineG: I don't do it on porpoise !



Nice one ! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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