A MALE FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated
thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced
cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank
whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard complaining and never paid
child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and
guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous fanny burbs, and
never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family
thought he was cool as heck, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left
the toilet seat up.
The End.
