Maybe a better Gun Safe option...

[AJMD429]

I had my electronic lock malfunction, so have been looking at options; then I read this:

http://www.star-telegram.com/news/natio ... 9.html#fmp

[Old Ironsights]

Squirrels are like geese... only smaller and more violent.

The only way to deal with thos "Nasty Sharp PointedTeeth" is with the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.... but since Arthur King PBLTHTH already used It, a small thermonuclear device should suffice...

[GunnyMack]

I saw that on Fox News a few days ago. Ya can't make this stuff up!!
Best thing is no batteries- they work for peanuts!
Well someone had to say it...

[Sixgun]

Ain't that somethin'? Good thing these people don't live in a communist state or the punk juvenile would be able to sue for the scratches.---6