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A very successful and filthy rich lawyer was riding along in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate...
He asked one man, "Why are you eating the grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there eating grass under that tree."
"Bring them along with you," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the second poor man he stated,
"You may come with us, also."
The other man, in a pitiful voice, then said,
"But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "I am glad to do it. You'll really love my place..."
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"The grass is almost a foot high!!!"
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Gotcha! -- Did you reallythink there was such a thing as "a heart-warming lawyer story"???
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ps: Just take a look at Congress -- over 300 Lawyers....
Guy stuck in traffic, watching 2 blondes on the shoulder. One is digging a hole the other filling in the previous hole.
Guy rolls down the window and asks the girls what they are doing.
First one says we are planting trees, I dig the hole and she fills it in after the tree goes in the hole.
Guy says but you aren't planting any trees.
The girl says oh that's because the girl that put the trees in is out sick today.
