3 Men from New England -- and a Girl from Maine...

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3 Men from New England -- and a Girl from Maine...

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Another one from the local (Maine, of course!) gun club...

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Three Men from New England -- and a Girl from Maine

The first man married a girl from Massachusetts...

He told her that she was to do the dishes and the house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

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The second man married a girl from New Hampshire...

He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.

The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was somewhat better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

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The third man married a girl from Maine...

He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and have hot and delicious meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything...

After the second day, he didn't see anything either...

But by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could finally see a little bit out of his left eye...

After another day, he could see even better and his arms were healed enough so that he could prepare a nice dinner and load the dishwasher...

His back and legs will need a couple of more days to heal before he can tackle the tasks of the laundry and lawn mowing...

Oh, and he still has some pain and difficulty when he pees.... :o

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Re: 3 Men from New England -- and a Girl from Maine...

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Funny.
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Re: 3 Men from New England -- and a Girl from Maine...

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Sounds about right. :shock: :D
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It would be funny if the ex-Mrs fordwannabe wasn't born and raised in Fort Kent, ME. Cost me a lot of money for her to be the ex-Mrs fordwannabe.....worth every dang dime.
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fordwannabe wrote:It would be funny if the ex-Mrs fordwannabe wasn't born and raised in Fort Kent, ME. Cost me a lot of money for her to be the ex-Mrs fordwannabe.....worth every dang dime.
You know why divorce is so expensive? Cause it's worth it!
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AMEN
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Oops double post
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Re: 3 Men from New England -- and a Girl from Maine...

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:lol: :lol: :shock:
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YIKES... :O
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