The Christmas Bicycle

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The Christmas Bicycle

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A cop on horse asks a little girl on a bike, “did Santa get you that?”

“Yes,” replies the little girl.

“Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” the cop says, and fines her $5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”

The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!”

“Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
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Re: The Christmas Bicycle

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Well, as long as we're telling cop jokes...

I was driving to into town the other day, and a cop pulled me over. I didn't do anything!

I rolled down the window and began to protest when I was interrupted with, "I only pulled you over because your wife fell out of the car about three blocks back..."

I replied, "OH! Thank Gawd! I thought I was going deaf..."
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Two ladies were speeding at over a 100 miles per hour.

"Hey," asked the driver ( a "brunette') - "Do you see any cops following us ? "

Her blonde friend turned around for a long look............... "As a matter of fact, I do."

"Oh, NO ! ", yelled the brunette - " Are his flashers on ? "

The blonde turned around again.......... "Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No."

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