Golfers :)

Nate Kiowa Jones · Post by **Nate Kiowa Jones** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:41 pm

While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart

A very attractive golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later." I noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure.

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on now " she insisted.

She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive.

I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed, "But I'm sure my wife won't like it."

After a couple of Scotch and waters, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for awhile. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

I replied, "Still under the cart, I guess".

OldWin · Post by **OldWin** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:49 pm

Oh. That's so bad.

walks with gun · Post by **walks with gun** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:56 pm

Thank you.

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 3:14 pm

Stealing it.

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 4:49 pm

Post by **Chuck 100 yd** » Wed Dec 21, 2016 6:36 pm

Good un !!!

octagon · Post by **octagon** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:26 am

good

Apples · Post by **Apples** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:09 pm

A most delightful, if ironic, piece of comedy, my good man.

Hah hah!

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