Taters.........

[Pete44ru]

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Once upon a time, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, finally got married, and had a little Sweet Potato - which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told Yam about the facts Of life.

They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato', ending up with a bunch of tater tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her !

But, on the other hand, she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato, either.

She would get plenty of exercise, so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. & Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the Hard-Boiled guys from Ireland, the greasy guys from France called French fries; and when she went out West, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get Scalloped...

Yam said she would stay on the straight and Narrow and would not associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay'.

Mr. & Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University ) so that, when she graduated, she'd really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

"TOM BROKAW ! ! " . (Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset)

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.......................................................

a

COMMON TATER ! !


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[Sixgun]

You sick bastard. ----6

[Pete44ru]

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[BrianSH]

Somebody needs a beatin' over that!

[claybob86]

Where's Blaine?

[Sixgun]

Some people have a major distortion of humor and I'm one of em. I thought that potato thing was one of the funniest and distorted narratives I have ever heard in my life. An hour later and I'm still laughing. ----6

[Blaine]

Where's Blaine?

I humbly bow to the master on this one....Ironic, though....I ran over a potato the other day. It had to go to the hospital. Sadly, it will remain a vegetable the rest of it's life.

[Grizz]

a large talent pool resides hereabouts

kudos for the laughs

[sureshot]

At least it didn't end up a "Tubby Tuber"

Steve

[Blaine]

That reminds me. The most musical bug in the world is the potato bug......It plays on the tuber.

[rossim92]

mr and mrs potatoe head went out to dinner one evening, during the evening, he had to use the restroom. When he stepped in front the urinal, he just then realized, he had left it at home!

[Chuck 100 yd]

They forgot to teach her how to avoid ketchup !

[M. M. Wright]

Groan! but laughing still.

[GunnyMack]

I gotta send this to a buddy- he will fall to the floor laughing!!
His favorite jokes were-
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the sidewalk?
One of them was asalted!
Or
Why can't a bicycle stand by itself?
Cuz it's two tired!

Sorry...