The Barber Shop Story

[Blaine]

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy, and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves here?" Bill looked up, choking on laughter, tears in his eyes, and said, "Your house."

[Griff]

The funny part is that the barber works days, and unbeknownst to Bill, his wife cleans house for the barber once a week!

[765x53]

There is a feisty old lady in town who, when passing the full barber shop, will stick her head in the door and ask "Bob Peters here?" To which the barber will reply "No, just haircuts."

[Ysabel Kid]