Joke for today.

[piller]

An old cowboy was sitting in a bar having a drink when a young woman walked in and sat down beside him and ordered a drink. She looked at the cowboy and asked, "are you a real cowboy?" The cowboy replied that he had been born on a ranch, had learned to ride almost as soon as he could walk, had learned to to rope and brand before he first went to school, and had worked with cattle his whole life. "Yes" he said, "I guess that makes me a cowboy." The young woman replied that she thought about women all the time, that she liked kissing them, hugging them, and even making love to them. She said that made her a lesbian. She finished her drink and left. About 5 minutes later a man came in and sat down beside the cowboy, ordered a drink, and asked the cowboy if he was a real cowboy. The cowboy replied, "well, up until about 5 minutes ago I thought I was a cowboy, but now I have learned that I am a lesbian."

[gamekeeper]

[crs]

An oldie, but goodie.

[Chuck 100 yd]

Yup! Me too,!!

[Blaine]