The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the troopers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens exclaimed.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The trooper handed Wilkens a large bag and continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
Alaskan Kayaking Death
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Alaskan Kayaking Death
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Yup , good one !!!
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Read the title. Thought "Oh no, how did that happen?" Shoulda known.... 
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An open casket wake helps keep the flies off the food. 
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I shoulda looked at the poster first. lol
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HEY! My eyes are up here....sore shoulder wrote:I shoulda looked at the poster first. lol
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Re: Alaskan Kayaking Death
I thought surely part of the good news would be that they found the kayak and it's okay.
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Re: Alaskan Kayaking Death
in the Great State this is sometimes referred to as a Kodiak Divorce . . .
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This is one of those fake "silver-lining" stories...
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.