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MERGER TIPS FOR 2016

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers
so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2016:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

...and finally....

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jerry, you've got Entirely too much time on your hands.. Get a job!
This is plagiarized from someone else, but I love it!

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Les Staley wrote:Jerry, you've got Entirely too much time on your hands.. Get a job!

I have one, Les. You oughta see my Honey-Do list. :D
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What a hoot, I'm still chuckling on that one!!
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I heard there was going to be a merger with Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly , and Harris Teeters.


It will be Big Wiggly Teeters.
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Good'uns Jerry! :lol: :lol:
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Love the last one!
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