Sage advice for investors....
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- Advanced Levergunner
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Sage advice for investors....
MERGER TIPS FOR 2016
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers
so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2016:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
...and finally....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers
so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2016:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
...and finally....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang
Re: Sage advice for investors....
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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- Levergunner 3.0
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Re: Sage advice for investors....
Jerry, you've got Entirely too much time on your hands.. Get a job!
This is plagiarized from someone else, but I love it!
I was born a gun owner.
It wasn't a choice.
I didn't become one later in life.
I was born this way.
I was born a gun owner.
It wasn't a choice.
I didn't become one later in life.
I was born this way.
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- Advanced Levergunner
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Re: Sage advice for investors....
Les Staley wrote:Jerry, you've got Entirely too much time on your hands.. Get a job!
I have one, Les. You oughta see my Honey-Do list.
Re: Sage advice for investors....
What a hoot, I'm still chuckling on that one!!
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- Advanced Levergunner
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Re: Sage advice for investors....
M. M. Wright, Sheriff, Green county Arkansas (1860)
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- plowboy 45
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Re: Sage advice for investors....
I heard there was going to be a merger with Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly , and Harris Teeters.
It will be Big Wiggly Teeters.
It will be Big Wiggly Teeters.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
- Griff
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Re: Sage advice for investors....
Good'uns Jerry!
Griff,
SASS/CMSA #93
NRA Patron
GUSA #93
There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
SASS/CMSA #93
NRA Patron
GUSA #93
There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
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