iL Papa

[Pete44ru]

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After getting all of Pope Francis' luggage loaded into the limo at the airport, (and he doesn’t travel lightly), the chauffeur noticed that the Pope was still standing on the curb.

'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' said the chauffeur, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave ?'

'Well, to tell you the truth, my Son,' said the Pope, 'I never get to drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.'

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. Why, I'd lose my job ! What if something should happen ?" the chauffeur protested, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

'Who's going to tell ?' asks the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the chauffeur got into the back of the limo, and the Pope got behind the wheel.

The chauffeur quickly regreted his decision, when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floored it, accelerating the limo to 205 km/hr (remember, the Pope is Argentinian and Fangio the famous Formula One driver was Argentinian).

"Please slow down, Your Holiness," pled the worried chauffeur, but the Pope kept the pedal to the metal until they heard sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job !', moaned the chauffeur.

So, the Pope pulled over and rolled down the window as the cop approached - but the cop took one look at him, returned to his motorcycle, and got on the radio.

'I need to talk to the Chief,' he told the dispatcher.

The Chief got on the radio, when the cop tod him that he stopped a limo going 205 kph.

'So bust him,' says the Chief.

'I don't think we want to do that. He's really important,' said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason '

'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: ' A senator?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

Chief: 'The President?'

Cop: 'Bigger.'

'Well,' said the Chief, 'who is it?’

Cop: 'I think it's God!'

The Chief, even more puzzled and curious, asks, 'What makes you think it's God?'

Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'



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[AJMD429]

[Griff]

[gamekeeper]

[Blaine]

Best one ever.

[piller]

I don't think I would want to be the one to give him a ticket. His boss has been known to take care of the employees.

[TWHBC]

[Daisyman]