The Confession

[Pete44ru]

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An oldie, but still good:


The boy entered the confessional.....

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Aren't you Dominic Savino ?'

'Yes, Father, I am.'

'And who was the girl you were with ?'

'I can't tell you, Father - I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

'Well, Dominic, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now - was it Tina Minetti ?'

'I cannot say, Father.
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'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli ?'

'I'll never tell, Father.'

'Was it Nina Capelli ?'

'I'm sorry Father, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano ?'

'Father, my lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then ?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighed in frustration..................

'You're very tight lipped, Dominic, and I admire that - but you have sinned, and must atone.
As penance, you cannot serve as altar boy for the next 4 months - now say 3 Hail Mary's and an Our Father, then go - and behave yourself in the future.'



Dominic went back to his pew, where his friend Joey slid over and whispered to him: 'What'd you get ?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'



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[plowboy 45]

That's a good one
Never heard it

[Ysabel Kid]

Y2K loved it! Then again, we both were alter boys...

[Merle]

Yep!