Husband, And Wife Go Christmas Shopping

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Husband, And Wife Go Christmas Shopping

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Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping


A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…
"Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
"Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."
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I guess sleeping on the couch for a year comes next? :shock:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Just told my wife that.

Don't remember the last few minutes. Did I miss Christmas?
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No, but as soon as the swelling goes down you'll be able to see the calendar! :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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And that's how the fight started......
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:lol: :lol:
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Secure the guns before she gets there! :shock:

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Well, diamonds may be forever...

But for sure, the wrath of a woman scorned lasts almost as long!!! :shock:

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Old No7 wrote:Well, diamonds may be forever...

But for sure, the wrath of a woman scorned lasts almost as long!!! :shock:

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