found online:
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he
is looking for work.
The German doctor says: "That's nothing. In Germany, we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we
took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him
President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This joke actually won an award for the best joke in a world competition held in Britain!
Good Night
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Re: OK, some factual stuff this time
Well I found it kinda funny!... 
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Re: OK, some factual stuff this time
It would be even better if it weren't so true.
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Re: OK, some factual stuff this time
I laughed out loud and my co-worker thinks I'm nuts. Not supposed to look at political stuff at work ya know.
Re: OK, some factual stuff this time
Amen!Rusty wrote:It would be even better if it weren't so true.
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Made my day!!!
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Re: OK, some factual stuff this time
Yep....Rusty wrote:It would be even better if it weren't so true.
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Re: OK, some factual stuff this time
Good'n ! 
Re: OK, some factual stuff this time
"This joke actually won an award for the best joke in a world competition held in Britain!"
Why would I give a rat's butt what the limeys think about our president?
But then I suspect you followed the royals and their christening very closely.
Why would I give a rat's butt what the limeys think about our president?
But then I suspect you followed the royals and their christening very closely.
Re: OK, some factual stuff this time
That as a loonngg way to go...
I'm positive God created the universe... I'm just not convinced He had any choice in the matter.
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At least us limeys can't be blamed for voting for your rats butt of a president!.....2571 wrote:"This joke actually won an award for the best joke in a world competition held in Britain!"
Why would I give a rat's butt what the limeys think about our president?
But then I suspect you followed the royals and their christening very closely.
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
Re: OK, some factual stuff this time
And we thank you for that. We had enough dead people, and people who are citizens of Mexico to vote for him.
It was still a good joke.
It was still a good joke.
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Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost