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Blaine

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Time to get Blaine going.
There is an owl on the electric pole behind my house going, hoot.hoot,hoot.
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You got a squatter?
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Watt you got against Pole Dancing Hooters at ohm?
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This guy goes into his dentist's office, because something is wrong with his mouth.

After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims,

"Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded!

What on earth have you been eating?"

The patient says,
"Well... the only thing I can think of is this...

my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called it...

and doctor, I'm talking DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything...

meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!"


"That's probably it," replied the dentist
"Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive.

It seems as thought I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time."



"Why chrome?" the man asked.








"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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Mescalero, You know what it means sometimes, hopefully not this time.
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Jerry,
Unc is the only one left, it may be a blessing and if so; his female dog housekeeper/caretaker has made off with over $100,000 so far.
He refuses to prosecute, I think he does not want to admit he made that kind of mistake.
Do any of our cop menbers have any suggestions?
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Mescalero wrote:Time to get Blaine going.
There is an owl on the electric pole behind my house going, hoot.hoot,hoot.
If it's squawking a lot, it has to do with Mom & Sis.... :lol:
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Now, why would I thing "get Blaine going" meant a Punfest? :oops:
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Old Ironsights wrote:Now, why would I thing "get Blaine going" meant a Punfest? :oops:
I don't give a hoot.......Owl have to think of a few.
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