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Just before I pulled into the driveway the other day I spot this little Eastern Milksnake crossing the road and likely to get squished, so I stop, hop out of the car, and picked her up. Then grab the mail with the other hand, toss it on the passenger seat, and head up the driveway. Naturally, not speaking English, she wasn't reassured that I was just going to toss her in a big brushpile where there would be plenty of grubs and some baby mice and so on, so she started chomping on my forearm (the Lampropeltis family is like their cousins the 'Rat Snake' and 'King Snake' and have teeth that are more 'rasp-like' than 'tooth-like').
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Then I get halfway to the house on an incline, and a Great Horned Owl is sitting in the driveway, so of course I want to take a picture. Of course the owl majestically faces me every few seconds, then turns away just as I take each picture...
![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_confused.gif)
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When I get to the house, I realize I've been "wounded" by the dangerous serpent...
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Later on, when I was checking to see the gender, I actually didn't get bitten, but I guess that's because I had both hands free.