I'm not a very good shot you see, and this Evans holds a lot

Borregos · Post by **Borregos** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 9:50 pm

"Don't bother my friend, he's dead tired"

onegoodshot · Post by **onegoodshot** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:28 pm

I'm your huckleberry.

....Say when

Old Ironsights · Post by **Old Ironsights** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:56 pm

bulldog1935 wrote:
awp101 wrote:
bulldog1935 wrote:then here's another obscure one for you.

Are you blind?
Yeah - what's your excuse?
Nope, no idea...
Ruger Hauer in Blind Fury
The was driving the truck downtown

Dang. Beat me to it.

"It's an 88 Magnum... it shoots through schools."

KWK · Post by **KWK** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 12:32 am

"Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself."

Bill in Oregon · Post by **Bill in Oregon** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:50 am

'Nother clasic:

"But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it."
Chris Bear Claw Lapp, "Jeremiah Johnson"

CaptainFinn · Post by **CaptainFinn** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:06 pm

Major Haywood:"There is a war to the north. How is it YOU are headed south?!?"

Hawkeye:"Well, you just face west, and then, real sudden-like, turn left."

hightime · Post by **hightime** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:20 pm

I took his teeth, but I'd entertain offers for the rest of 'em.

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:24 pm

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

How do they know where we're going?

Thank you!

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:26 pm

"Where the white women at?"

"More beans Mr. Taggert?"

"Someone's got to ride back to town and bring back a S load of dimes."

jb

KiwiKev · Post by **KiwiKev** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:09 pm

Gladiator has a lot of great lines:

"At my command unleash hell"

"Sometimes the frost makes the blade stick"

KiwiKev · Post by **KiwiKev** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:20 pm

Did anyone mention:

"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight!"

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:42 pm

2ndovc wrote: "Someone's got to ride back to town and bring back a S load of dimes."

jb

Y'all are actin' like it's 120 degrees! Cain't be more'n 114!

It's my privilege and honor to present you with this laurel and hardy handshake...

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 6:49 pm

awp101 wrote:
2ndovc wrote: "Someone's got to ride back to town and bring back a S load of dimes."

jb
Y'all are actin' like it's 120 degrees! Cain't be more'n 114!

It's my privilege and honor to present you with this laurel and hardy handshake...

"To the new Town ....."

"Candygram for Mongo."

and from another Mel Brooks movie;

" Where Wolf."
"There!"
"Where?"
"Over There"
"There Wolf"

I could go on and on from that one!

jb

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:42 pm

What knockers!

Sank you Doktor!

Yeah, that's a big player at our house as well...

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:31 pm

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

She is startin' to damage my calm.

Streetstar · Post by **Streetstar** » Mon Jul 15, 2013 10:19 pm

Borregos wrote:"Don't bother my friend, he's dead tired"

Commando -- LOL ---

also famous for - "hey what happened to Sully? " ---- "I let him go" --- after Gov. Schwartz just dropped a man off a cliff

--- then the knife fight scene later with Bennett-- too funny - "stick the knife in me Bennett -- don't you want to twist it around? see whats going on in dere ? "

soon 2 retire · Post by **soon 2 retire** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:30 am

"Have we anything resembling a plan?"

"Yes, ride til we find them...and kill them all."

Bob in Friday Harbor, WA

bdhold · Post by **bdhold** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:02 am

Creasy's art is death - and he's about to paint his masterpiece.

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 11:36 am

Put that in yer book! Dances with Wolves.

vancelw · Post by **vancelw** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:49 pm

awp101 wrote: She is startin' to damage my calm.

Yes!

Mal wrote: Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.
Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back!

I can kill you with my brain

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:13 pm

bulldog1935 wrote:Creasy's art is death - and he's about to paint his masterpiece.

Voy a hacer preguntas. Si no responder de forma completa y veraz, vas a sufrir mucho más de lo que tiene que hacer. Me voy a cortar los dedos. Uno por uno, si tengo que.

That's what everybody keeps saying. "I'm just a professional". Everybody keeps saying that to me. "I'm just a professional", "I'm just a professional". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing that.

I got all the time in the world. You don't, but I do.

Last wish? I wish you had more time.

You move... you make one sound... I'll snatch the life right outta you, understand?

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:21 pm

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Who the hell are you?
Name's Ash.
[cocks rifle]
Housewares.

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:00 pm

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

Cimarron Red · Post by **Cimarron Red** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:40 pm

The meek ain't gonna inherit nothin' west of Chicago!

hightime · Post by **hightime** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:42 am

LOL, I like that one.

One I always use is: Hand me that chopper. and : Cows? I hate cows more than coppers.

Or No thanks Delbert. A third of a gopher would only wet my appitite without bedding it down.

Gobblerforge · Post by **Gobblerforge** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:21 am

All right. I'm with you fellas.
Delbert's best line.

bdhold · Post by **bdhold** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:05 am

Of course it's Pete - Look.

bdhold · Post by **bdhold** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 7:28 am

awp101 wrote:
bulldog1935 wrote:I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a.s... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Wow. I haven't thought about that movie in 20 years or so...

best fistfight gag ever in the movies - Roddy Piper vs. Keith David

and how can you not love a movie with a blues riff all the way through?

Ben_Rumson · Post by **Ben_Rumson** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:12 pm

Snakes....It just had to be snakes...

steve817 · Post by **steve817** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:27 pm

Van Leek: darn, boy! You shot him in the back.

Billy Ray Smith: Well, his back was to me!

Van Leek: [laughing] Oh, yeah. I forgot.

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:18 pm

steve817 wrote:Van Leek: darn, boy! You shot him in the back.

Billy Ray Smith: Well, his back was to me!

Van Leek: [laughing] Oh, yeah. I forgot.

El Diablo? If so, I haven't thought about that in a longer time than They Live!

765x53 · Post by **765x53** » Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:48 pm

Not a movie quote but it fits the thread.

Kit Carson's actual last words, "I wish I had time for one more bowl of chile."

KiwiKev · Post by **KiwiKev** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:07 am

One of Peter Sellers films:

Doctor examining patient, " Big breaths"

Patient, " Yes and I am only sixteen"

Doctor looks confused and unamused.

hightime · Post by **hightime** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:56 am

Well ain't that a coinsidences, Pete and Delmar have just been saved, I guess I'm the only one who's unaffiliated.

CaptainFinn · Post by **CaptainFinn** » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:46 pm

James:"You wear glasses, do ya, pa?"

Big Jake:"Only to see with!"

RustyJr · Post by **RustyJr** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:32 am

"You come into this world naked wet and cold. . . and then things really get bad." - Golly (Monarch of the Glen TV series)

RustyJr

AJMD429 · Post by **AJMD429** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:19 am

KiwiKev wrote:Doctor examining patient, " Big breaths"

Patient, " Yes and I am only sixteen"

Doctor looks confused and unamused.

I learned early on the proper phrase to say is "[take a] deep breath" - it is less likely to be misinterpreted. (Besides, the best place to listen to breath sounds is in the middle of the back, actually.)

bdhold · Post by **bdhold** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:35 am

same with dentists and teeth - nice choppers

steve817 · Post by **steve817** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:22 pm

awp101 wrote:
steve817 wrote:Van Leek: darn, boy! You shot him in the back.

Billy Ray Smith: Well, his back was to me!

Van Leek: [laughing] Oh, yeah. I forgot.
El Diablo? If so, I haven't thought about that in a longer time than They Live!

It is indeed.

Bob Hatfield · Post by **Bob Hatfield** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:45 pm

"Inside the dusters there were three men". "Inside the men there were three bullets" (Bronson)

Bob

COSteve · Post by **COSteve** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:25 am

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:36 pm

What are you gonna do?
What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.

Here's how it is: The Earth got used up, so we moved out and terraformed a whole new galaxy of Earths. Some rich and flush with the new technologies, some not so much. The Central Planets, thems formed the Alliance, waged war to bring everyone under their rule; a few idiots tried to fight it, among them myself. I'm Malcolm Reynolds, captain of Serenity. She's a transport ship; Firefly class. Got a good crew: fighters, pilot, mechanic. We even picked up a preacher for some reason, and a bona fide companion. There's a doctor, too, took his genius sister outta some Alliance camp, so they're keepin' a low profile. You understand. You got a job, we can do it, don't much care what it is.

Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge through gauge. It is my very favorite gun.

Now think real hard. You've been birddoggin' this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

RIHMFIRE · Post by **RIHMFIRE** » Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:44 am

"Your gunna look awfully silly, with that knife sticking up your @**."
high plains drifter

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:18 pm

" So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

jb

Rifleman · Post by **Rifleman** » Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:25 pm

"...and we was banished from Woolworth's. I don't know Everett, was it jest that one or the whole chain?"

Gobblerforge · Post by **Gobblerforge** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:58 am

2ndovc wrote:" So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

jb

Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies................
Sobering scene, wasn't it.

FWiedner · Post by **FWiedner** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 7:39 am

Well... It sure explained his dislike of sharks...

hightime · Post by **hightime** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:04 am

A lot of good lines from Oh Brother and from Jaws. ''We're going to need a bigger boat" actually that's a motto I've always lived by.
How about; I take it you're not bad men? I was, but me an Pete been saved.
''Oh George, not the livestock''
Every line in that movie is worth repeating.

Owen

bdhold · Post by **bdhold** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:15 am

Now, the problem is, how to divide five Afghans from three mules and have two Englishmen left over.

bdhold · Post by **bdhold** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 9:05 am

I hate Vietnam. There's not one horse in this whole country. There's not one horse in Vietnam. There's somethin' basically wrong with that.