HUMOR - How to Graphically Offend Everyone

bsaride · Post by **bsaride** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:47 am

Well, I'm in the wrong state, plannin to move anyway.
somewhere between the mountains and bigfoot, possibly
as far north as the cows, but then snow and bears might \
not be so bad either.

Jeeps · Post by **Jeeps** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:00 am

I can't get the smile off my face, everytime I look elsewhere on that thing
I start giggling harder.

Gobblerforge · Post by **Gobblerforge** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:22 am

Sweet. I live at the east end of nothing and my only neighbor is Benjamin Franklin. Rumor has it he pas a partying fool. Cool. Should be fun.
Gobbler

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:01 am

Well, there is an element of truth in most good humor...

WCF3030 · Post by **WCF3030** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:11 am

It would seem I live in the nothing, which describes Michigan well.

homefront · Post by **homefront** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:11 am

Does Ganjiro know he really lives in Japan...?

Borregos · Post by **Borregos** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:29 am

That's GOOD

jazman · Post by **jazman** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:29 am

Man, that's funny for sure. Jim

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:07 am

If you switch MO from KKK to Hicks, it would be a pretty map.

gcs · Post by **gcs** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:36 am

Well at least I'm not in the Gay part.... I'm in the useless part.

Thanks for that.

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:13 am

Es no problemo, yo habla Espanol.

kimwcook · Post by **kimwcook** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:33 am

!Yo tambien, compa! Y yo quiero donde yo vivo con los vatos con grande pie. Tu tien un buen dia.

JohnnyReb · Post by **JohnnyReb** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:13 am

Hey, my map was supposed to be kept at the Lodge.
Guess my secret is out...... I am king of the southern territories...
We will start taking applications for passports and green cards shortly...

eric65 · Post by **eric65** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:15 am

Wish I could see it, but I get the general idea

GANJIRO · Post by **GANJIRO** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:55 am

homefront wrote:Does Ganjiro know he really lives in Japan...?

In the old forum I had my location down as Japan and one newbie YAHOO thought I was a Jap and went off on me in all his self-righteous glory before I set him straight but changed location to "South Sandwich Islands" since this was the closest name to Hawaii available from location list.

Back 40 years ago when I was a kid to pre WWII time Immigrant Japanese and their Hawaii born children made up the majority of Hawaii's population. Now since the mid 1970's with the invasion of Kalipornia Yuppies liberal whites are the majority and their discovery of these islands has skyrocketed real-estate prices.

Like the Native Americans the Native Hawaiians were wiped out by diseases introduced by white man so they are today a minority in their own land.

pharmseller · Post by **pharmseller** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:46 pm

Bigfoot is a friend of mine and he was very pleased to see the extent of his territory!

Quinn

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:54 pm

Very funny

I wish I could live in the land of Rattlesnakes and Sand!!!!

model55 · Post by **model55** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:47 pm

I too want rattlesnakes and sand even mountains or buffalo would do.Mexico should take in New Mexico, Arizona and Southern California. Unforunately we seem to be the only Country to sponser it's own invasion.Oh well some day I'll get to leave Gayfornia!

Terry Murbach · Post by **Terry Murbach** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:04 pm

Let it be heard throughout the land that I am proud--proud I tell you !!!--to be from the SAME GOODAMN STATE. We have our own rattlesnakes in the SAME GOODAMN STATE. There is also plenty of sand to go around for all new immigrants to the SAME GODAMN STATE. There are also plenty of casinos and whorehouses in this SAME GOODAMN STATE to please the most horny well heeled visiters to this SAME GOODAMN STATE. The SAME GOODAMN STATE is also blessed with a prodigious WINTER every year which pleases us to no end by keeping the riff-raff outta our SAME GOODAMN STATE . We hear most move to CUBA or MEXICO. There are also many rumors about a few moving to GAYS and HICKS & GAYS, though to be sure of that would require us to rename our little part of GOD'S country to THE BEST GOODAMN STATE.

LET IT BE KNOWN ALSO THAT THE G-D WORD WAS REPLACED BY " DARN ' IN MY POST BY THE PROGRAM IN PLACE HERE ON LEVERGUNS. SO I TRIED TO FAKE IT OUT !!

wm · Post by wm » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:06 pm

I wanted to say something.......but I got nothing.

Wm

Post by **Chuck 100 yd** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:45 pm

Bigfoot and I live in the same area? Why haven`t I seen him out in the woods??

jengel · Post by **jengel** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:46 pm

Yup, I'm a Hick, redneck actually.

Old Time Hunter · Post by **Old Time Hunter** » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:19 pm

Well...at least I like cheese and 'spose it aint too bad liv'n next to Canada, but what the heck, if I go any other way it's either 'nothin or Gays & Hicks. Guess I always thought FIBland was really noth'n.

HUMOR - How to Graphically Offend Everyone

HUMOR - How to Graphically Offend Everyone

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