> 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
> I have been with a loose girl'.
>
> The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
>
> 'Yes, Father, it is.'
>
> 'And who was the girl you were with?'
>
> 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
>
> "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
> so you may as well tell me now Was it Tina Minetti?'
>
> 'I cannot say.'
>
> 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
>
> 'I'll never tell.'
>
> 'Was it Nina Capelli?'
>
> 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
>
> 'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
>
> 'My lips are sealed.'
>
> 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
>
> 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
>
> The priest sighs in frustration.
> 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
> But you've sinned and have to atone.
> You cannot be an altar boy for 4 months..
> Now you go and behave yourself.'
>
> Joey walks back to his pew,
> and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
> 'What'd you get?'
>
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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Little Italian Boy's Confession
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Re: Little Italian Boy's Confession
Brilliant!
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Re: Little Italian Boy's Confession
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Excellente' - (coming from a former altar boy )
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Excellente' - (coming from a former altar boy )
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Re: Little Italian Boy's Confession
good one.
Re: Little Italian Boy's Confession
my o my
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Re: Little Italian Boy's Confession
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Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................