Humor: Mainers have the lowest stress rates...

[Old No7]

From the local gun club...



Old No7

Mainers have the lowest stress rates, because they do not take medical terminology seriously…

Medical Term - - - - - - Mainer Definition
Artery - - - - - - - - - - The study of paintings
Bacteria - - - - - - - - - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - - - - - - - - - - What doctors do when patients die
Benign - - - - - - - - - - What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section - - - A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan - - - - - - - - Searching for Kitty
Cauterize - - - - - - - - Made eye contact with her
Colic - - - - - - - - - - - A sheep dog
Coma - - - - - - - - - - A punctuation mark
Dilate - - - - - - - - - - To live long
Enema - - - - - - - - - Not a friend
Fester - - - - - - - - - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - - - - - - - - - A small lie
Impotent - - - - - - - Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain - - - - - - Getting hurt at work
Lab Work - - - - - - - Dog fetched a duck
Medical Staff - - - - - A Doctor's cane
Morbid - - - - - - - - A higher offer
Nitrates - - - - - - - Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
- - - - - - - - - - - - Normally more money than Days
Node - - - - - - - - - I knew that
Outpatient - - - - - - A person who has fainted
Pelvis - - - - - - - - - Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative - - - - A letter carrier
Recovery Room - - - - Place to do upholstery
Rectum - - - - - - - - Nearly killed him
Secretion - - - - - - - Hiding something
Seizure - - - - - - - - Roman Emperor
Tablet - - - - - - - - - A small table
Terminal Illness - - - - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - - - - - - - - - One plus one more
Urine - - - - - - - - - - Opposite of you're out

You're going to die anyway… So live your life!

[Borregos]

[AJMD429]

Sometimes we slip that in with the stuff we give students rotating through our office.

[rat patrol]

I think I'll put that in the break room

[allhands]

Rectum????....Durned near kilt him!!!!!!!!!!

[piller]

My brother used to have a couple of nice Cadillacs, but he Rectum.
I saw a band yesterday. They had some French horns and slide Thrombosis.

[Ysabel Kid]

[El Chivo]

Maine is all right. In fact, I heard the toothbrush was invented in Maine (otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush)