OT-Bought The Wife A New Washing Machine**UPDATE*--

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:12 pm

Yea, Its seems like everytime I get a few extra bucks, something breaks around here. My better half tells me that she wants a new washing machine because I just bought an 1886 Winchester and an 1893 Marlin. Well, I felt kind of bad so I while I was cleaning out my late parents house, I discovered this washing machine. Its a little used but better than what my wife has been using. Its all she's gonna get, so she better be happy with it.

------------Sixgun

HAD TO GET A DRIER ALSO**** HELP! SHE'S CHASING ME WITH A FRYING PAN (big heavy cast iron job)

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Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:14 pm

Son, you better get that Jeep gassed up and warmed up....you gonna need to scoot in a big dang hurry.....

model55 · Post by **model55** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:27 pm

I think she will use that one while you sleep best keep one eye open!

Griff · Post by **Griff** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:36 pm

Gosh darn, that's a neat trick if you can pull it off! Let us know how it goes over!

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:46 pm

While you're at it, why not explain to your Lady that The Good Lord made women with shorter feet so they could stand closer to the sink and stove......that always gets a laugh.......

mescalero1 · Post by **mescalero1** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:18 pm

Maybe we can get some good deals on the guns he has to sell to pay the divorce lawyer

Old Ironsights · Post by **Old Ironsights** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:46 pm

And I just got an 1886 too... just when one is going to come available from a dearly departed forumite...

spaceman spiff · Post by **spaceman spiff** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:58 pm

OUCH!!!!!!

If she likes the new washing machine, perhaps she might like the dryer that on occasionally goes with it........

Regards,

Troy

LeverBob · Post by **LeverBob** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:11 pm

Dear sixgun,

My condolences for your sudden departure...I expected that your eyes would be open by the following Tuesday after you showed your wife her new washing machine. It's too bad about the freak accident in the hospital. No one ever expected you to get so tied up in the wires during the time you were in traction. We at Leverguns will miss your humor...never thinking you were serious about the new machine. Sniff! It's hard to control myself...***, ***, ***.........I'll miss you Bubba

.........OK that's enough.

LeverBob

KirkD · Post by **KirkD** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:41 pm

If we don't hear from Sixgun for a while, we'll know what happened when he presented his wife with the new washing machine. Does anyone know the nearest hospital to where Sixgun lives, so we can send flowers?

marlinman93 · Post by **marlinman93** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:38 pm

Have you told her you're cancelling her membership to the health club too, now that her new washer serves two purposes?

irl104 · Post by **irl104** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:11 pm

Could you have your wife post a picture of the new washing machine after she hits you with it. It should have an image like appearence of your face! Tell us in advance where to send get well cards.

Grizz · Post by **Grizz** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:16 pm

marlinman93 wrote:Have you told her you're cancelling her membership to the health club too, now that her new washer serves two purposes?

Absolutely !! It's a known FACT that cleaning the bathroom properly is better than a workout in a gym. She'll live longer and save the gym money for your beer and pretzles. That's a win-win for sure.

Ram Hammer · Post by **Ram Hammer** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:27 pm

If you live through this I want to marry her sister

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:46 pm

Ram Hammer wrote:If you live through this I want to marry her sister

You must be crazy! Her sisters (4 of 'em) are a bunch of wild Italians who can bust up most men. These girls were born and raised on a farm and can throw around bales of hay as if they weighed 10 pounds.

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:47 pm

You're a braver man than I Gunga Din...

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:11 am

Sixgun - glad to see I'm not the only one who likes to visit the doghouse - frequently!!!

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:19 am

Sounds reasonable to me.............but I wouldn't try it myself.

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:27 am

Now that's funny!

Old Shatterhand · Post by **Old Shatterhand** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:28 am

That is a good no-nonsence washing machine. Our electric one crashed it's ECU last week, and we had to pay 600 crowns ($100) for reparation. That one will newer wear out.

Old Sh.

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:50 am

It was nice knowing you Sixgun!

RIHMFIRE · Post by **RIHMFIRE** » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:27 pm

HEY.....I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM....
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT....

ON SECOND THOUGHT...
SHE MIGHT BUST THAT THING OVER MY HEAD