Humor - Marine on a plane

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Humor - Marine on a plane

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This one made me think of Jeremy! :D

Two radical Muslims boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the radical Islamists picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.
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Post by JReed »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Leverdude »

Funny! :lol: :lol: If I took my shoes of on there they'd think it was biological weaponry.
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Post by 2ndovc »

NICE!!

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very funny. thanks
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