Cruel -- but funny!

[markinalpine]

In the bar the other day I was telling that old joke about what do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bathtub. The answer, of course, being...throw in your wash.

We were all having a good laugh about this when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I don't find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits."

I said, "I Sorry, buddy. Did he drown?"

"No," he replied, "He choked on a sock."
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Sent to me by my brother, John.

Mark

[RIHMFIRE]

[bsaride]

I'm an epileptic and found that funny

[Blaine]

[gundownunder]

Dang it man, where was the beer warning

You got any idea what it costs when you spray a full mouthful of beer all over the keyboard on a laptop.

Actually.
I've got a niece who is a bad epileptic and I thought that was funny, but just to be sure, in future I will refrain from chucking in the underwear when I do my washing.

[Sixgun]

Theres nothing like a good sick joke first thing in the morning! Thank you, that made my day!

Oh BTW, what kind of wood does not float?


Natalie

[Blaine]

A leper in a hot tub?

Stew

[Rusty]

I heard this one just today...


A good mother lets you lick the beaters when she's baking a cake.

A great mother turns off the mixer first.

[1894c]

A leper in a hot tub?

Stew :twisted:

that is soooo wrong... :)

[piller]

Wasn't break dancing started by epileptics while stealing hubcaps?