Some funny lines!
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Some funny lines!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
something well.
He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword will probably get shot by those who don't.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.....We do this real well in Florida....
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone and your big toe is a devices for finding furniture in the dark.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
something well.
He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword will probably get shot by those who don't.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.....We do this real well in Florida....
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone and your big toe is a devices for finding furniture in the dark.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
LETS GO SHOOT'N BOYS
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Re: Some funny lines!
(I didn't want to be the one who "laughs last..."
Doctors for Sensible Gun Laws
"first do no harm" - gun control LAWS lead to far more deaths than 'easy access' ever could.
Want REAL change? . . . . . "Boortz/Nugent in 2012 . . . ! "
"first do no harm" - gun control LAWS lead to far more deaths than 'easy access' ever could.
Want REAL change? . . . . . "Boortz/Nugent in 2012 . . . ! "
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Re: Some funny lines!
Nor me
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
Re: Some funny lines!
Because I Can, and Have
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Re: Some funny lines!
Cole's Law:
"If anything can go wrong involving cabbage and mayonnaise, it will."
"If anything can go wrong involving cabbage and mayonnaise, it will."
"I'll tell you what living is. You get up when you feel like it. You fry yourself some eggs. You see what kind of a day it is."
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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
If at first you don't succeed, well, so much for skydiving.
I'll never go hungry as long as supermarkets have plate glass windows.
Remember, it's not adventure until things stop going as planned.
If at first you don't succeed, well, so much for skydiving.
I'll never go hungry as long as supermarkets have plate glass windows.
Remember, it's not adventure until things stop going as planned.
Some people just need a sympathetic pat on the head.....with a hammer. Repeatedly.
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Politician Poly Meaning many, tician derived from the French word tete meaning Head or Faces
Politician = Two Faced Person...I kid you not
Politician = Two Faced Person...I kid you not
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Re: Some funny lines!
2-10-5, the old rockwell int'l retirement plan:
"if 2 people p*ss me off before 10 I'll be outta here by 5"
Cheers,
Carl
"if 2 people p*ss me off before 10 I'll be outta here by 5"
Cheers,
Carl
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Brunettes laugh once, they get it the first time. Redheads laugh three times. The first time out of politeness, and later when it is explained, and a third time when they get it. Blondes laugh twice. They never get it.
D. Brian Casady
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
Re: Some funny lines!
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy."
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Life is sexually transmitted.
The problem using historical quotes in your signature is that there is no way to verify its authenticity.
-Abraham Lincoln
Pair of Colt 73 44-40 (1897)
Parker Bros 10 Gauge (1878)
Winchester 73 44-40 (1881)
Marlin 89 38-40 (1891) Marlin 89 44-40 (1891)
Win 92 38-40 (1892)
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-Abraham Lincoln
Pair of Colt 73 44-40 (1897)
Parker Bros 10 Gauge (1878)
Winchester 73 44-40 (1881)
Marlin 89 38-40 (1891) Marlin 89 44-40 (1891)
Win 92 38-40 (1892)
Win 92 Short Rifle 44-40 (1901)
Re: Some funny lines!
...and has a 100% fatality rate!rusty gunns wrote:Life is sexually transmitted.
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Life is sexually transmitted . . . // . . . and has a 100% fatality rate!
Doctors for Sensible Gun Laws
"first do no harm" - gun control LAWS lead to far more deaths than 'easy access' ever could.
Want REAL change? . . . . . "Boortz/Nugent in 2012 . . . ! "
"first do no harm" - gun control LAWS lead to far more deaths than 'easy access' ever could.
Want REAL change? . . . . . "Boortz/Nugent in 2012 . . . ! "