TO: Kip Hawley, Director, TSA
RE: Save the Airline Industry!
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances .
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Humor: Memo on how to save the Economy & Airlines
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Humor: Memo on how to save the Economy & Airlines
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great ideas! Gets my vote.
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Not very funny
Don't see much of this sexist, exploitive humor these days.
Sometimes change is for the better.
Sometimes change is for the better.
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Re: Humor: Memo on how to save the Economy & Airlines
No, I don't think so.Old Ironsights wrote:Hijackings would come to a screeching halt
KILROY WAS HERE
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Re: Not very funny
Yes, it is...2571 wrote:Don't see much of this sexist, exploitive humor these days.
Sometimes change is for the better.
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