Why men are happier than women

[RIHMFIRE]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People.
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. I just showed up!
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
MY Car mechanics tell me the truth.
The world is your urinal............ Back in a minute!
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have clothing problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color...unless you drink alot!
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Leverguns
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how bad your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Let your wife read this.......and you might not be happy when shes done!

[Rusty]

... and doing the laundry is simple only remember one thing, warm equals clean.

If you need to wear something but it's in the dirty pile 5 minutes in the dryer will
clean it right up. No wrinkles? I must be clean!

[Booger Bill]

Love it! Now I can face the day!

[gamekeeper]

[Ysabel Kid]

[FWiedner]

... and doing the laundry is simple only remember one thing, warm equals clean.

If you need to wear something but it's in the dirty pile 5 minutes in the dryer will
clean it right up. No wrinkles? I must be clean!

I use a different standard.

If it smells better than the big dog, it's probly OK.

[3leggedturtle]

And 1 big reason why "we dont have to hate a certain lady; just cuz she's gorgeous"

[kmittleman]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! If that doesn't work, repeat and add a fabric softener sheet - good as new!


If you need to wear something but it's in the dirty pile 5 minutes in the dryer will
clean it right up. No wrinkles? I must be clean! [/quote]


I use a different standard.

If it smells better than the big dog, it's probly OK.

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[Ji in Hawaii]

[Birdman]

Yep. That's the burden we must bear.

[Rusty]

A couple of years ago a friend of mine stopped at a K-Mart over in Daytona Beach. He looked all over the store for some Frebreeze spray fabric softener. When he couldn't find any anywhere he asked one of the store clerks if they had any. He said the store clerk looked at him like he had three heads and said, "are you kiddin? This is bike week."

[Mescalero]

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