Humor: chokeing boy

[Gun Runner]

A man is walking through the mall with his teen-age son. The son is

tossing a quarter up in the air and catching it between his teeth. On
one such attempt, the boy fails to clamp down with his teeth and ends up
getting the quarter lodged in his throat. As the boy begins to choke and
wheeze the father panicks and starts yelling for help.

Not to far from the action is a man sitting at a coffee shop reading a
paper and drinking his coffee, when he hears the fathers distressed
cries he patiently puts down his coffee and folds his paper, he then
walks slowly over to the boy and grabs him by the balls and squeezes the
S--t out of them.

The boy coughs up the quarter and the man catches it in his hand and
proceeds to walk away with it, sitting back down to his coffee.

The amazed father runs over and says “Thank You Sir, you saved my
son’s life, are you a Doctor?â€

[brucew44guns]

Besides all the tremendous withholding that is taken out of your paycheck on a weekly basis, every quarter, if you own a business, you will set down and write a huge check to the IRS and the State in addition for Estimated Taxes. Thats when you will have a little different regard for friendly IRS people!!.

[Cherokee]

Tell me about it !!!

[Noah Zark]

Besides all the tremendous withholding that is taken out of your paycheck on a weekly basis, every quarter, if you own a business, you will set down and write a huge check to the IRS and the State in addition for Estimated Taxes. Thats when you will have a little different regard for friendly IRS people!!.

+1.

Don't forget that if self-employed you pay double what the employee does in FICA (social security) taxes because there's no employer paying the other half.

Noah

[MikeS.]

Y'all be nice now. I've worked for IRS for 32 years. Still don't know stuff about taxes. I do know computers though.

Don't blame the IRS for enforcing the law Congress has laid out. As most things wrong with this country Congress has done it.

Just remember, you don't pay taxes to your employer, I do.

[cutter]

Actually, the voters who put the congressmen into power are responsible...

Hmm...or is it the non-voters who allow the congressmen to stay in power????

[Bullard4075]

Watch it Cutter , the last time I took that tack I got my head handed to me.

[crawdaddyjim]

Yeh, but he's sure durn right on the nail.......NOTHING gets me more than somebody that don't take a active role in the governance of their own country.

[bj94]

I've heard that joke almost the same way, but the person doing the "squeezing" said that they were a divorce attorney.

[Ysabel Kid]

I've heard that joke almost the same way, but the person doing the "squeezing" said that they were a divorce attorney.

Heck, it good be Hillary!