OT-Perks of Being Over 50

[Chas.]

Perks Of Being Over 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9. You can almost live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

14. You sing along with elevator music.

15. Your eyes won't get much worse.

16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

20. You can't remember who sent you this list.

[iceman]

There are other advantages too, but I can't remember them.

[Booger Bill]

You can hide your own easter eggs and you keep meeting new friends!

[Rusty]

I get to wrap my own Christmas presents

[Technical Director]

You can get "senior" type discounts on meals at some places . And you can talk/reference about things as they were during the "last century".

[Ysabel Kid]

[Griff]

You can get "senior" type discounts on meals at some places . And you can talk/reference about things as they were during the "last century".

I was 60 before I learned that my favorite truck stop chain give "senior" discounts in the restaurants at 55! FIVE YEARS of paying 10% too much! (They never offer, you HAVE to ask, but the waitresses are very cheerful when you do, like almost relieved)!

[kimwcook]

That's good.

[Tycer]

cheap coffee at McD