A buddy from the rifle club sent this over...
The best thing is, I have no idea if there really is a Dr. Oz or not!!!
Old No7
Hey there:
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following this simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Oz proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a few...
Let's see... There was a bottle of white Zinfandel, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, a package of Oreos, the rest of my old Prozac prescription, half of a cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of yummy chocolates. And you know what???
You have no idea how good I feel right now!!!
Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.
Humor: "How to Find Inner Peace"
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Humor: "How to Find Inner Peace"
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Re: Humor: "How to Find Inner Peace"
Jeremy
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To err is human, To forgive is devine, Neither of which is Marine Corps policy
Semper Fidelis
Re: Humor: "How to Find Inner Peace"
My wife even laughed at this one.
I think I'll go finish some Makers Mark.
I think I'll go finish some Makers Mark.
Re: Humor: "How to Find Inner Peace"
I wold have some inner turmoil from that combination of foods. I would certainly have to warn folks to keep the backblast area clear.
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Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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Re: Humor: "How to Find Inner Peace"
There is a Dr. Oz... he's one of those TV know it all's that they dress up in scrubs while he's on TV doing the show. I was broke down one day and he was on the set in the driver's lounge when I went in.
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Isiah 55:8&9
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Re: Humor: "How to Find Inner Peace"
That would do it!
Heck, I know I'd find inner peace if I could finish everything I started, or projects I'd like to get to. Will take a thousand years, but...
Heck, I know I'd find inner peace if I could finish everything I started, or projects I'd like to get to. Will take a thousand years, but...