Humor: Is "hanky panky" work ? ? ?

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Humor: Is "hanky panky" work ? ? ?

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Here you go guys -- pick any branch of the service you want when you retell it...

A Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep...

He posed the question of just how much of "hanky panky" was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work...

A Captain then said it was 50-50%...

A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure -- depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion...

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Yes, sir, why it has to be 100% pleasure sir."

The colonel was very surprised and as you might guess, asked why???

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved at all -- the officers would have me doing it for them!!!"

The room fell silent...

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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :roll:

Thanks!! I needed a good laugh!

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Good one! :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I couldn't agree more.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:wink:
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Good one, Good one, Good one.
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I believe I know that Colonel and the PFC. :D
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