OT HUMOR.....manhood

[RIHMFIRE]

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but your manhood was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new one. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1,000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.

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The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
"Yes I have," says the man.
"And has she helped you make a decision?"
"Yes" says the man.
"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.





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[klhill]

Sounds like it's time for a new wife!

[J Miller]

Sounds like he lost more than his manhood. THAT is a decision that I wouldn't have consulted my wife on. PERIOD.

Joe

[TedH]

[willygene]

dang that was bad they took his spine out and didn't tell him.

[Ysabel Kid]