A Hadji , desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties.
The Hadji asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Hadji shouted,"INFIDEL!!! I do not need an over-priced stupid tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!
"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Cursing, the Hadji staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later the Hadji staggered back, almost dead from dehydration and said.........
"Your brother won't let me in without a tie!"
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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