Humor -- Man and wife shopping

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alnitak
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Humor -- Man and wife shopping

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A husband and wife are doing their grocery shopping.

The man picks up a case of beer and sticks in into the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10.00 for 24 cans', he says.

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20.00 jar of face cream and sticks it into the cart.

'Whoa, what do you think you're doing?' asks the man.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.


The man replies...'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER, AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!'
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I see a couch in someone's future! :shock: :wink: :lol:
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And then the fight started! LOL
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After 16 years of marriage, I laughed and then admonished myself for thinking that was funny. I thought about telling the wife about it but then I remembered that I had won an argument with her three years ago and that I had better not start any trouble because I'm not due to win another argument for seven more years if it comes to that.
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Rimfire McNutjob wrote:After 16 years of marriage, I laughed and then admonished myself for thinking that was funny. I thought about telling the wife about it but then I remembered that I had won an argument with her three years ago and that I had better not start any trouble because I'm not due to win another argument for seven more years if it comes to that.
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Re: Humor -- Man and wife shopping

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Al...you shouldn't be telling this to everybody, just because you went to the store with us! :x

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Re: Humor -- Man and wife shopping

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As a wise man once said: "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder!"
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Re: Humor -- Man and wife shopping

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I guess that I shouldn't have read that to my darling wife, huh?
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Re: Humor -- Man and wife shopping

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thats not good. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Humor -- Man and wife shopping

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I go with the cheaper fix.
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Post by J Miller »

My wife thought it was funny.
But she's different. I guess that's why I married her .... 'er or is that why she married me?

Hmmmm, I'll bet the beer tastes better than the face cream though.


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OUCH! :lol:
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