OT- World's Shortest Books

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OT- World's Shortest Books

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Here is an up to date list of the shortest books in the world.  
I sincerely hope that none are offensive.

NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING  
by Tiger Woods
______________________________________________  
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated  by Michael Moore
________________________________________ 
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA
by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
_______________________________________
THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL 
by Hillary Clinton
________________________________ 
Sequel: 
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY 
By Bill Clinton
___________________________________ 
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL
HYGIENE 
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates  
____________________________________ 
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman   
_________________________________ 
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry  
_____________________________________ 
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE
PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian   
__________________________________ 
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE...
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
____________________________________ 
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 
by Mike Tyson   
__________________________________ 
THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY 
_______________________________________ 
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS 
by O. J. Simpson 
_________________________________________ 
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Senator Ted Kennedy
___________________________________ 
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by
the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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Just added:
COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
by Nancy Pelosi 
 
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Coming soon:
HOW I EARNED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Hussein Obama


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"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged"....President Abraham Lincoln
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:lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Too funny.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Agreed !! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Mike D you are the man :lol: :lol: :lol:

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My Mom, as a joke, once gave me a book titled "The Wit and Wisdom of President Bill Clinton". You open it up, and all the pages are blank! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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that was good! :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Brilliant!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Very good. :)
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Yea, very good :D --and I sure could add to that first one but Hobie would give me the boot. :D ---------------------Sixgun
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HAR! I thought the old fashioned term for Americans of African Extraction would get changed to something more PC. There are more, but some are danged sure inappropriate. :mrgreen:
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged"....President Abraham Lincoln
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