OT- World's Shortest Books
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OT- World's Shortest Books
Here is an up to date list of the shortest books in the world.
I sincerely hope that none are offensive.
NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL
HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE
PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE...
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Senator Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by
the Rev. Jesse Jackson
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Just added:
COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
by Nancy Pelosi
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Coming soon:
HOW I EARNED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Hussein Obama
I sincerely hope that none are offensive.
NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Tiger Woods
______________________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
________________________________________
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
_______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
________________________________
Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
___________________________________
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL
HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
___________________________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
____________________________________
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
_________________________________
THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE
PACIFIC
___________________________________
A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
__________________________________
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE...
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
____________________________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
__________________________________
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
_________________________________________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Senator Ted Kennedy
___________________________________
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction by
the Rev. Jesse Jackson
*******************************************************
Just added:
COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
by Nancy Pelosi
*******************************************************
Coming soon:
HOW I EARNED THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Hussein Obama
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged"....President Abraham Lincoln
Re: OT- World's Shortest Books
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
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Re: OT- World's Shortest Books
Too funny.
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Re: OT- World's Shortest Books
Agreed !!
War sees no color, sex, or ethnic background - wars only see blood shed by our heroes for our freedoms.
I Am An American! Fighting for our Country and our way of life.
Fourth Generation Veteran and Proud !!
I Am An American! Fighting for our Country and our way of life.
Fourth Generation Veteran and Proud !!
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Re: OT- World's Shortest Books
Mike D you are the man
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Re: OT- World's Shortest Books
My Mom, as a joke, once gave me a book titled "The Wit and Wisdom of President Bill Clinton". You open it up, and all the pages are blank!
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Re: OT- World's Shortest Books
Brilliant!
Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
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Re: OT- World's Shortest Books
Yea, very good --and I sure could add to that first one but Hobie would give me the boot. ---------------------Sixgun
Re: OT- World's Shortest Books
HAR! I thought the old fashioned term for Americans of African Extraction would get changed to something more PC. There are more, but some are danged sure inappropriate.
"Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that damage morale, and undermine the military are saboteurs and should be arrested, exiled or hanged"....President Abraham Lincoln