Simple Rules For The Non-Military

[jkbrea]

This is in no way meant to disrespect any non-military American. Just thought it was funny.

*Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great
nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a
few of the areas where we would like your assistance:*


1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during
the playing of the National Anthem - kick their a#$.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in
protest - kick their a$#.

3.. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the
very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many
sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them
down while a disabled veteran kicks their a@*.

4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you
were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling
others that you used to be 'Special Forces, Collecting GI Joe
memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old Now, it
will only make you look stupid and get your a$* kicked.

5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do
you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot.. Such
ignorance deserves an a#$-kicking (children are exempt). Non-pilots go
where they're told and do their duty with honor and diligence, just as
all other military members..

6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military' ,
Inform them of their mistake - and kick their a@*.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on
your darn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your
heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a
severe a**-kicking.

8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We
are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party
affiliation Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In- Chief
(CinC).. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC
Regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens
inside those big important buildings where all those representatives
meet All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up
the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If
you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get
your a*# kicked.

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying
It! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick
your a@&!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's
go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls
are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me - if you see
anyone calling those darn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can
go kick their a@*!

11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines),* 'Grunt' (*Army*),
'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of
endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member
or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get
your a@& kicked.

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please
remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,
marines and airmen far from home wishing; they could be with their
families.. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every
day. Without them, our country would get it's a%# kicked..'

* It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of
the press.'

* It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech

* It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gave us freedom to
demonstrate.

* It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves under the flag and
whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the
flag.

AND ONE MORE:

13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national
anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR A#*.

And another...ONE LAST THING:

If you got this email and didn't pass it on -

GUESS WHAT? -you deserve to get your a@* kicked!!!!

[DBW]

Well said. It kicks azz.

[AJMD429]

a) True
b) Funny

[Ysabel Kid]

All except the BDU part - at least on the pants side. These are simply comfortable and wear well for camping, hunting, fishing, yard work, etc...