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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed in California, an archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet. Shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: "California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later, The Greenville (SC) News, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Taylors, Bubba Mitchell, a self-taught archaeologist and graduate of the University of South Carolina, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 Years ago, South Carolina had already gone wireless."
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:lol: My kind of humour ! very funny.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Tis' the honest truth! :lol:
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Oi Vey!
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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