HUMOR Retiree's new past time

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HUMOR Retiree's new past time

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The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
> I went into the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only
> there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was this
> cop writing out a parking ticket.
>
> I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a
> retired person a break'?
>
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His
> insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'PIG.'
>
> He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for
> having worn tires.
>
> So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating
> NAZI.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the
> windshield with the first.
>
> Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a
> 'moron in blue'.
>
> This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked
> back to him the more tickets he wrote.
>
> Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown
> on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on
> had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama
> '08.'
>
> I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm
> retired.
>
> The doctor tells me that it's important for my
> health.
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:D



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:lol: :lol:
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ROTFLMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yes, it is important!
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:D :lol: :lol: :D I absolutely LOVE that idea.....I'll remember that one next time I see it happening! Thanks, that made my week !
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Everytime I see a car with an Obamasiah sticker roll past I'm tempted to put them in the ditch.
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other than harassing the little old ladies here at Bide-A-Wee Old folks Home,harassing the gendarmes is just the thing I want to be doing ,Obama sticker or not.BJ :lol:
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