I went Christmas shopping for my wife this evening.
I told the sales lady I wanted some perfume for my wife, so she handed me a bottle. I sniffed it and she smiled and said, that's $90 a bottle. I handed it back and asked, do you have anything a little less expensive?
She handed me another bottle, I sniffed it and she said that's $60 a bottle. Seeing we weren't getting to my price range I asked, could I see something cheap?
She handed me a mirror.
Humor Christmas shopping
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Humor Christmas shopping
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Re: Humor Christmas shopping
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Re: Humor Christmas shopping
Thats me!!! this year my wife asked for a $200 shopping spree on herself. I said great! She asked me what I want. I said .22 ammo from Walmart, no matter how much you plan on spending make it all bullets from Wally world and you will make me happy.
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Re: Humor Christmas shopping
I don't see any humor in that, since i resemble that remark 
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I knew ammo was getting more expensive, but is Hoppe's No 9 really $60 a bottle? 
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Re: Humor Christmas shopping
AJMD...took the words right out of my mouth.
Didn't take the wife long to figgure out that the scent of Hoppes would invoke a sort of rutting instinct matched only by the smell of fall leaves burning...
Didn't take the wife long to figgure out that the scent of Hoppes would invoke a sort of rutting instinct matched only by the smell of fall leaves burning...
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