HUMOR. AARP Quiz

[Gun Runner]

AARP Quiz



Q. Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's butt all the way to Egypt."

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?

A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they
enter antique stores?

A: "Gee, I remember these."

Gun Runner

[reo]

Good stuff. My wife loved them but I really liked them. Thanks.

[Borregos]

[TedH]

[20cows]

This is getting a little close to home for some of us.

It's not that I'm old or anything like that, I just can't remember why I'm spending the afternoons sleeping in this freshly redone basement.

[two bit okie]

I just turned 60 ish, women do not find me attractive. I dont read enough, and I am a lousy carpenter. I am dusted.

[donw]

hmmmmmmmm...60 looks good to me...

[Kodiakk]

I'm lookin' down the other side of 72, so ,yeah, 60s look realy good